Donald Trump's first message transcript to aliens - a very realistic attempt.

The following is an unbiased, objective view on what Donald Trump’s first contact message to aliens would be should such a circumstance arise in his Presidency:

TRUMP
‘Hello. My name is Donald John Trump. As the leader, spokesman and representative of the Free World it is my great privilege to welcome you to Earth. This is a very iconic moment. It is the highest honour to speak to you on behalf of the people of this beautiful planet this evening.

For many years we have looked and reached for the stars. We have travelled across our solar system. We have been to our planet’s Moon and we intend to send men and woman to other planets in the decades to come. For many years we have contemplated what in the way of intelligent life may be out there. For years we have beamed messages of hope out into the outer layers of space waiting in anticipation for a response. Tonight we have our answer.

As humans we are a peace loving species and while we sometimes have our differences here on Earth, we believe we have so much that we could teach you and vice versa. We look forward to a beautiful, enduring relationship and many wonderful conversations in the days, months and years ahead.

 Our beautiful planet holds many treasures; many wonderful sights, sounds, people and animals both big and small. We–as humans–the most intelligent species on this planet have created many wonderful things–buildings, music, literature, inventions, planes, spaceships and great engineering feats. We cannot wait to show you this and many more.

We now await your response and the beginning of a beautiful, long lasting friendship. My message to you tonight is short but our relationship will be long, great and prosperous.  I bid you good evening and may God bless you. Good night’.